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Dandelion Song & Dale does stand-up

Warning: May contain explicit language!


Today, I woke up late.

10:00 a.m., 12:20 p.m., & 1:00 p.m.

Today, I woke up late; at 1:00 p.m. (Pacific time) that was my specific Pacific time.

It’s an awful feeling to wake up so late. Sure,  I didn’t go to bed until 4:00 a.m. but I just hate missing out on the day.

The whole story

– Here’s how it went down after I feel asleep around 4:00 a.m. – 

  • First, I woke up at 10:00 a.m. and then fell back to sleep.
  • Next, I woke up at 12:20 p.m. and then fell back to sleep.
  • Finally,  I woke up at 1:00 p.m. and stayed up.

This time, I said, “NO MORE!” Really loudly in my head and then I got up to begin my day.
I did some dishes, watched some videos on youtube, and finally, I wrote this blog.
I’m well on my way.
The point of this post is motivate you not to give up on your hopes and dreams.
Get out there and be somebody.

Get up and look your bed in the eyes and you tell it, “I am done with you… For the next 16 or so hours.”
That would be weird if your bed had eyes.

Now go do it. I believe in you.

– Andy H.

I’m Dale!

Have you met Dale?

Lately, Dale has been busy with “Sasquatch hunting” and “Facebook Parenting.”

  • Watch “Dale Facebook Parenting Video” –>
  • Watch “Dale Goes Sasquatch Hunting” –>

Also, on August 12, 2012, Dale will post a video on YOUTUBE answering any question that you may want to ask him!

Send your questions to:

Dale is also on facebook!

Dale's Facebook Parenting

Dale poses as he tries “Online Parenting.”

Andy Hartley Show in Emerson, IA

Survivor’s Ink Party

Emerson, IA

July 7, 2012

It was a great weekend to perform in Emerson, IA, on July 7th. The weather was beautiful as people filled in at the Survivor’s Ink Client Appreciation Party. There was a wide variety of musical genres being performed on each of the two stages, from rap artists to rock bands to acoustic solo artists.

Along with the musical performers was the Andy Hartley Show!

Andy Hartley in Emerson, IA

Survivor's Ink Client Appreciation Party

A special thanks to everyone who came out to support and enjoy the performers & thank you to the performers themselves, including Survivor’s Ink, for putting on this spectacular event!

Shake Weight for her!

Shake Weight for her!

Get the new shake weight for her! Feel the burn in less than 15 minutes!

New webpage banner!

New webpage banner

© 2012 Andy Hartley

Watch this “A Double S” ad now!

Watch this now!

New comedy-rap song, “A Double S” becomes “hot chart mover!”

The new comedy-rap song, “A Double S” by Andy Andrew becomes a “hot chart mover” on

  • hit the charts at #50

  • jumped to #17 in the comedy genre category

  • ranked #5 in the adult-comedy subcategory

(a screenshot from

This song is available on

New comedy/rap song available for download!

The new hit comedy/rap song, “A Double S” is now available on! 


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